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Vol.1028《明天再烦恼吧》

 

人生的大半烦恼都只存在于当下,因此时此刻此情此景而引发,或许到了明天,那件让你甚为忧愁的事就不再是件值得苦恼的事,或者是塞翁失马,是值得庆幸的事也未定。在这个疯狂的世界,生活本来就是一笑而过,所以——嘿,朋友!明天再烦恼吧!

 

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俗语有谓凡人烦人也,烦恼总是占据人生痛苦中的一大部分。大龄单身女青年说:一只蟑螂鉴别一个渣男;资深股民哭诉:股市复杂,牛排的滋味也复杂;职场菜鸟说:初生牛犊不怕虎,一片丹心跑新闻;老男人遭遇中年危机,哭笑不得地说:拎包出走,有钱没处花……

五十八个真实故事,笑侃生活趣事、成长困扰、爱情烦恼,以及职场上的哭笑不得……以独特的侯式幽默展现了生活中的轶事趣闻,带你品尝生活的原汁原味。

侯文咏,台湾嘉义人,台大医学博士,专职写作,兼任编剧,电视剧制作人。创作风格多变,已出版《白色巨塔》《大医院小医师》《明天再烦恼吧》《亲爱的老婆》等长短篇小说、散文集,是横扫台湾金石堂、诚品和博客来等主流书店畅销榜的天王级作家。

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人生的大半烦恼都只存在于当下,因此时此刻此情此景而引发,或许到了明天,那件让你甚为忧愁的事就不再是件值得苦恼的事,或者是塞翁失马,是值得庆幸的事也未定。

这个世界有点疯狂,生活本来就是一笑而过,所以——嘿,朋友!明天再烦恼吧!

欧游杂记

朱自清曾写过脍炙人口的《欧游杂记》。不过以下这篇是一个老太太说的。

我记得我和我先生第一次出国就参加旅行团。有一个早上旅行团没有安排行程,我告诉我先生说好不容易到了欧洲,待在饭店太浪费了,我们一定要安排一些行程。我先生被我吵得没有办法,只好硬着头皮到饭店的前台去看看。退休前我先生在家里每天都收听英文教学广播,我以为他的程度多厉害,没想到一到前台根本一窍不通。最后我们只好随便挑选了最便宜,有巴士来饭店接送的行程。我记得前台的人一边收钱一边叽哩咕噜地跟我先生在比手画脚些什么,我先生只会猛点头,回头告诉我:“管他的,去了再说。”

巴士把我们送到目的地,交代接送的时间之后就离开了。一下车我只看见一座覆盖着白雪的山头,还有缆车来来去去,反正跟简介上的照片都不一样就对了。

“大概因为是冬天吧,”我先生抓了抓头说,“跟着人群走就对了。”

穿越游客中心到了缆车入口,我们才发现原来所有的人都要坐缆车上山。排了将近二十分钟,等到快轮到我们上缆车时,我忽然感到尿急,想上厕所。我先生不耐烦地说:“你什么时候不尿急,快排到了你才尿急?”

我没好气地说:“我又不是故意的。”

“上头一定有厕所,”他用鄙视的表情说,“可不可以稍忍耐一下?”

想起来我根本不应该听他的话的。等我们搭缆车到了山头才发现山上根本没有厕所,这里是给人滑雪的地方,大部分的人都是直接滑下山去的,我们当场决定立刻下山。不幸的是,下山缆车入口也挤满排队的人潮。我气得开始和他大吵特吵。

最后我先生带我到一个偏僻角落,让我背向山坡,他就站在前面替我把风。老实说,要不是憋得受不了了,我实在很不愿意这样。我拉下裤子开始方便,一阵刺骨的冷风吹过来,正要大叫时,忽然一个重心不稳,人往后栽,一屁股插进雪地,身体开始往山下滑行。我倒退的速度愈来愈快,好几次几乎撞到滑雪的人,可是我一点都无法控制,我一路尖叫,还没到山下,早吓昏过去了。

等我醒来时,直升机已经来了。临上飞机前我一直嚷着:“我先生,还在上面排队坐缆车。”糟糕的是根本没有人听得懂我在说什么。

到了医院,医生帮我屁股涂药包扎之后,把我送回观察室。我就这样趴在病床上等候我先生。我的屁股大概冻坏了,更糟糕的是这里人生地不熟,言语不通的,我慌乱得连叫痛的心情都没有。正在彷徨无助时,隔壁床送来一个病人,我一听他“哎哟哎哟”地叫就知道他会说中文。果然一问,他正是台湾来的游客。

“你怎么了?”我心想,总算有个对象可以说话了。

“骨折。”

“怎么骨折了?”我问。

“说来你一定不信,刚刚滑雪时,看到有人光着屁股,用屁股倒退着滑雪,一边滑下山还一边大叫,这些欧洲人实在够夸张了。我看得入神,一个不小心就跌成了这样……”他停了一下,问我,“你呢,怎么会躺在这里?”

我?就在我哑口无言时,我先生终于赶到了。

看到他时我真的是百感交集,眼泪都快流出来了。不过他显然以为欧洲没人听得懂中文,一冲进急诊室就气急败坏地对我嚷着:

“我叫你蹲在那里小便,可没叫你用屁股当雪橇,表演特技滑下山去!”
《乱世佳人》里面的斯嘉丽说“算了,明天再烦恼吧。”我们何不也理直气壮的大喊:“明天再烦恼吧!

或许当我们一觉醒来,所有的闹心问题都统统解决了呢!

 

 
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